STORY AND SONG

Drink Menu

All gil exchanges are IC only. No actual gil required, and all tips will get sent to servers/performers.
Alcohol is not available.

Cold Drinks

Sparkling Dragonfruit Yuzu Lemonade
This refreshing citrus spritzer has a twist of mint and enough dragonfruit syrup to render it as pink as a certain bartender.Ginlet
Despite its name, there is no gin in this sparkling drink. Lime and simple syrup are combined with club soda and given a botanical twist with a sprig of thyme and a few drops of juniper berry syrup.Watermelon Shrub Spritzer
Fresh watermelon is infused into a vinegared syrup and then combined with seltzer to create a tangy, sweet drink. Garnished with mint.Chichi Morada
The taste of Tural in a glass! Purple corn is boiled to create a colorful juice that’s stirred with limes, apple, sugar, and cinnamon to create a unique blend of flavors.Frozen Hot Chocolate
Our house hot chocolate mix is blended with ice and cream to make a decadent frozen treat, topped with whipped cream sprinkled with cinnamon.Plain fruit juices are also available.

warm Drinks

Mulled Juice
Apple and pomegranate juices simmered overnight with blackberries, currants, oranges, and a medley of spices.Strawberry Matcha Latte
High-grade matcha powder combined with milk and sugar and topped with a strawberry sweet cream floater. Can also be made iced by request.It Ain't Risotto
Rich and velvety hot chocolate topped with chocolate whipped cream and finished off with a spiral of cherry syrup. Do not leave near lightning crystals.Espresso is available and can be served however you prefer.
Flavored syrups are also available.

TEAS

All teas are loose leaf and can be served either hot or iced.Specialty styles
Ishgardian style: Hot tea brewed with milk rather than water.
Boba style: Iced tea sweetened and filled with tapioca pearls. Milk optional.

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Food Menu

All gil exchanges are IC only. No actual gil required, and all tips will get sent to servers/performers.

SMALL PLATES

Cheese Plate
A rotating selection of cheese from around the star served with nuts, honey, and baked crackers.Sandwich Platter
A trio of small savory sandwiches on mini-croissants. Your choice of egg, cucumber, smoked salmon, and chicken salad.Hand Pies
Get one for a snack or a few for a meal.
Savory: ricotta and spinach; corn, jalapeno, and chicken; caramelized onion and prosciutto
Sweet: blueberry; cherry; spiced apple and pearMini cheesecakes
Perfect for a single serving of cheesecake. Optionally served with a fruit of your choice.Weekly selection of cookies and sweets
Ask your server for what’s available!

THE FULL STORY

A multi-course sampler of our offerings. We recommend you get this for at least two to share!Includes:
A mocktail of your choice
Savory sandwiches on mini-croissants
Cheese plate with an assortment of cheeses from around the star
A tea of your choice (hot or cold)
A variety of cookies and sweet petits fours to finish

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Rules

IC Rules (written on the back of the menu)
1. No fighting. Please take it outside.
2. No damaging the books. Take any you want home with you for free, though, and damage them there if you want.
3. Do not go behind the bar. Do not climb on the bar.
4. Do not bring drugs or large weapons into the venue.
5. If there are bards or storytellers onstage, do not bother or disrupt them (talking is fine).
6. Yes, there is a ghost. Yes, she's allowed to be here. Please do not attempt any exorcisms.
7. The bartender's name is Sachiko. Please do not shorten it.
8. No void discussion or void-related activity.
9. No animals or pets of any kind, with the exception of service animals. Familiars are fine if they don't create disruptions or hygiene issues.OOC Rules
1. This is a heavy immersive roleplay cafe. Minimize OOC chatter in /say and do not discuss real world events. If you are in the cafe, you are playing a character in the FF14 universe. Please use quotation marks to denote dialogue so everyone can tell that it is your character speaking.
2. This is a strictly SFW, all ages venue. No ERP, light ERP, unnecessary descriptions of touching, or anything else that someone might squint at and mistake for ERP.
3. No acting like a creep. This includes sending unsolicited weird tells to people, trying to pressure someone into roleplaying with you when they have made it clear that they do not want to, or participating in any other kind of OOC harassment.
4. No slurs, transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, or any other kind of real-world prejudice. IC-specific conflict (e.g., Garleans, voidsent) will be handled IC. [Yes, this means that "no void bullshit" is an IC sentiment, not an OOC one - it's open 'voidy' activities that will get your character into trouble!]Breaking any of these rules will get you ejected and possibly permanently banned from the cafe. If you see someone doing anything on the above list, please report it to staff immediately.

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Staff

The bar is owned by Sachiko Palluna. She has no Carrd; find out IC.Other staff includes:
Allison Dazkar! ...Who also doesn't have a Carrd!
Demi GlaceBard music is generously provided by members of the Wandering Bole.Discord available here.

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